"Hmm, what do we have here? Another Malfoy, I know just where to put you." The hat sniggered, and spoke with a croaky voice, like a really old man."Gryffindor!" Draco nearly fainted.

When Briar Michaelson, a 17-year-old blip victim from England meets forgotten person Peter Parker, it all goes Pear-shaped. Set after NWH.