This is it! The end. Harry's gonna go on the lam and meet many new friends including Friendly Paul, Sunshine the McClown's employee, and a young new member of the notorious Granger crime family. Does Moaning Joanne ever leave the bathroom? Do the Dursleys regret choosing Voldemort to be their sugar daddy? Does Voldemort take over Hogwarts? Find out right here!

Losing the House Cup three years in a row has caused Harry to start thinking further outside the box. So he makes up the position of King of Hogwarts and starts a campaign. You'll never guess who his fellow candidates are. :D

Harry Potter's got a murder to solve in this installment of Harry Parody. Will he, Ron, and Mud be able to crack the case and find Dudley's killer? Will the strange purple elf hinder their efforts? Will Lockhart be a complete and total idiot? That last one's a yes.

In this first book of the series, Harry Potter lives in a muggle world with his living parents, his friends Ron and Mud, the massive hobo, and goes to a boarding school for children who believe they're wizards. Also, his pet rock goes missing.