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  • you're safe with me

    Unable to endure the sight of Draco's future bride in the ballroom at Malfoy Manor any longer, Hermione slips away from her Auror partner's Betrothal Ball, intending to hide in the library until she's ready to face the sadly inevitable future. Why on Earth is Draco, with a glass of firewhisky, already there looking just as dejected as she feels? Isn't he supposed to be celebrating?

  • you look happy (i'm not)

    "Sorry, Granger. I thought you were having a good time." "And I thought you could tell when I was faking a smile." In a stolen moment at the Ministry's Yule Ball, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy realize neither is happy with their lives. But maybe their fates are quite set in stone? ** Dramione post-war AU ** HEA ** Complete ** Enjoy! **

  • that's your name

    Everyone was charmed by Draco Malfoy's efforts to ingratiate himself with his Ministry colleagues and their friends. Everyone except for Hermione Granger, that is... ** Ministry Co-Workers AU ** Complete ** Enjoy! **

  • Relationship Status: Pending

    Remus Lupin just wants a quiet afternoon to catch up on some reading and drink his hot chocolate in peace. Instead, an unfortunate mishap leads to Hermione Granger and Sirius Black's secret relationship being outed in the worst possible way. (Post Hogwarts, everyone's an adult here.) A crackfic premise taken Siriusly.

  • You Weren't Supposed to Read That

    "Oh?" Draco asked, trying to sound casual as he ignored his growing anxiety. "What's it about?" Her smile turned vicious as she glared daggers at him. "Oh, let me read it to you. List of cons when considering the unlikely possibility of dating the Golden Girl herself, Hermione Granger." ** Ministry Co-Workers, Mutual Pining ** Complete ** Enjoy! **

  • A Small Steep Valley

    Fred Weasley is charming his way into the knickers of every witch he can rather than address his trauma over his brush with death during the Battle of Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger is just really sick of hearing about it, you know?

  • Just Desserts

    *Why would you ignore me?* Draco thought furiously, as the Mudblood turned her back on him in 1st year. *Why would you talk to me?* Draco thought, filled with shame, in his 8th year. *Please talk to me.* Draco thought endlessly, as he looked at his Dept of Mysteries colleague. A mutual pining fic for a pair who only share one brain cell when it comes to each other.

  • Say You'll Remember Me

    **With his betrothal contract destined to keep them apart permanently, Hermione offers Draco a chance to spend one night with her, before they separate forever to live their predetermined lives.** Inspired by the song 'Wildest Dreams' by Taylor Swift. Angst with an eventual happy ending, lemons. Originally published on AO3.

  • Something Missing

    "No lies, Granger. It suits you, whatever you've done." "Mostly, what I've done is lose twelve and a half stone of ginger." Hermione finished off her drink, signalling to the bartender for a refill. ** Newly divorced from their respective ex-spouses, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy unexpectedly run into each other in a pub on Valentine's Day and well, you know. (Lemons)**

  • I'm yours

    After Ron Weasley humiliates Hermione Granger at the Ministry of Magic's Annual Yule Ball, Draco Malfoy seizes the opportunity to do something he has long desired - offer himself as an alternative.

  • No Body, No Crime

    Pansy is brought in by the Department of Magical Law Enforcement to be questioned about the disappearance of Marcus Flint by Auror Harry Potter. Not that she's going to tell him anything, obviously. Inspired by Taylor Swift's 'No Body, No Crime.'

  • Bottle Episode

    Hermione is very surprised when she wakes up in a room with no windows or doors. Just an equally confused Draco Malfoy, two pensieves and two vials of memories, one labelled 'Draco' and one labelled 'Hermione.' Why on Earth would anyone want to kidnap them together? **Mutual memory loss fic. Enjoy!**

  • Christmas with the Wilkins

    Draco's mother marrying a Muggle was frankly unbelievable. But even was more troubling was that he couldn't shake the feeling that he *knew* the man from somewhere. But how could Draco Malfoy know a random Muggle from Australia? And why did the man's curls remind him so much of his co-worker, Hermione Granger? - A crackfic premise taken very seriously -

  • Amends

    After announcing his betrothal to a pure-blood witch, Draco is surprised to see Granger arrive at the annual Malfoy NYE ball noticeably pregnant. Probably at least 5 months pregnant. Especially since Draco ended their secret relationship 3 months prior, meaning Granger is pregnant with *his* child. *Secret relationship/arranged marriage/unplanned pregnancy/eventual HEA* Also on AO3

  • Oblivious

    A Dramione Deathly Hallows AU, where things go a little bit differently during the Battle of Hogwarts. Draco's POV of the time Harry, Ron and Hermione were searching for Ravenclaw's lost diadem in the Room of Hidden Things. (As much as it pains me to be all radio-announcer voice – with a twist! – there is also a twist.) One-shot, complete, also posted on AO3. Thanks for reading!

  • Enchanted

    Draco Malfoy's officemate, Hermione Granger, has been cursed into an enchanted sleep and the experts think that only 'true love's kiss' can wake her up. And apparently, the Weasel did not fit the bill. But why in Merlin's name is Harry Potter coming to talk to him about it? A Draco POV, Ministry of Magic AU where Draco and Hermione share an office. Also posted on AO3.