Snake- thy name is lion.

Welcome to Parental Experience. You will have marriages, taxes, muggle problems, children. I'll pair you up into couples. A couple weeks of this, and if you have problems, I don't care. Begin. ~ Humor/Romance story. D/G and H/Hr

Are two young girls doomed to be forever judged as younger versions of someone else? r/r

this was written by me Metal Mage and I hope you find this a pick me up for a bad day

Well, this is really quite strange. Seriously, though, I am not a sausage obsessive. In fact, I don't even like sausage! Don't ask. If you feel like it, read and review. Thats all.

Hermione and the sausage. Really weird little ditty. r/r!

it involves a wothless muse, and three hp charectors that fall through my computer

Harry & Co. fall through the ceiling at my school during lunch period. Insanity followes. R/R!