A normal boy stumbles into a very abnormal situation when he saves a girl who didn't really need any saving. With the help of his Sacred Gear and some clever tricks, can he survive in this world that seems determined to spit in the face of common sense?

Who knew that falling down the stairs could lead to time travel? Kuina didn't, but she's not going to start complaining about that now. Join Kuina, now in the body of Tashigi, as she travels the seas with the Straw Hats and somehow makes Zoro's life both better and worse simultaneously.