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Norbert for President

  • The Fifth Year Howlers

    By Norbert for President • Updated: 11 Jul 2003 • Published: 30 Aug 2002 • 8 Chapters • 13,336 words • 0 followers • Humor • Harry P. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    *Chapter 8 now up* Harry Potter deals with his frustration by sending Voldemort a howler. Rated PG for Harry's scary yodelling!

  • Harry Learns the Truth

    By Norbert for President • Updated: 20 Feb 2003 • Published: 20 Feb 2003 • 1,404 words • 0 followers • Humor • Harry P. • Rating: K • In Progress

    Alternate ending to book 4... Those who believe Harry is the Saviour of the World, beware!!! Prepare to learn the TRUTH!!!

  • Eyes of Storms, Hair of Flame

    By Norbert for President • Updated: 20 Feb 2003 • Published: 20 Feb 2003 • 2 Chapters • 893 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Ron W., Draco M. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    A very unlikely couple in true, true love. Slash warning! Death warning! NOT for the easily influenced... hehehe *evil cackle* PARODY!!!

  • Harry Potter and the Dentist of Doom

    By Norbert for President • Updated: 2 Apr 2002 • Published: 2 Apr 2002 • 2,649 words • 0 followers • Humor • Harry P. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    In which the history behind Peeves' vulgar dress-sense is revealed, and Harry becomes addicted to Owl treats!

  • Harry Potter and the Red Contact Lenses

    By Norbert for President • Updated: 29 Mar 2002 • Published: 29 Mar 2002 • 2,240 words • 0 followers • Humor • Harry P. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Harry goes to the opticians and is happily spying on random Muggles when Voldemort inconsiderately comes in and tries to kill him. I ask you?