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  • Just Right

    By Rita Screecher • Updated: 25 May 2003 • Published: 25 May 2003 • 1,148 words • 0 followers • Rating: T • In Progress

    A feel-good H/Hr Christmas romance. Pure fluff. PG-13 for innuendo.

  • Professor McGonagall

    By Rita Screecher • Updated: 17 Jan 2003 • Published: 3 Jan 2003 • 3 Chapters • 12,476 words • 0 followers • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    A planned 5-part fic about the Triwizard Tournament, from McGonagall's point of view. *1/17 UPDATE: Part III, The Second Task posted*

  • The Little Slytherin

    By Rita Screecher • Updated: 2 Dec 2002 • Published: 2 Dec 2002 • 2 Chapters • 9,327 words • 0 followers • Rating: T • In Progress

    Parody on The Little Mermaid, with Ginny being, well, the little mermaid. I also added an alternate scene, in a separate chapter...

  • The Succubus

    By Rita Screecher • Updated: 8 Sep 2002 • Published: 22 Apr 2002 • 4 Chapters • 8,573 words • 0 followers • Harry P. • Rating: K • In Progress

    My first novel-length fanfic. Harry Potter's 5th year. A succubus is the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, and there to protect Harry from Voldemort as well.

  • Fame

    By Rita Screecher • Updated: 6 Jun 2002 • Published: 6 Jun 2002 • 3,375 words • 0 followers • Adventure/Angst • Harry P. • Rating: T • In Progress

    A final showdown: Voldemort shows up at Hogwarts.

  • An Apology

    By Rita Screecher • Updated: 13 May 2002 • Published: 13 May 2002 • 767 words • 0 followers • Angst • Harry P., Hermione G. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    An event some years after Harry and Co. graduate. The first two paragraphs were borrowed from "queen of slytherin" here: http://www.fictionalley.org/fictionalleypark/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=207855#post207855

  • Setelletum

    By Rita Screecher • Updated: 5 May 2002 • Published: 5 May 2002 • 1,696 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    A "harmless" prank goes wrong…especially for Neville Longbottom.

  • Round Robin

    By Rita Screecher • Updated: 20 Apr 2002 • Published: 20 Apr 2002 • 1,251 words • 0 followers • Humor • Draco M., Ron W. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Draco’s secret crush on Ron is revealed! A round robin between me and my friend Katie.

  • The Mai Tais

    By Rita Screecher • Updated: 5 Mar 2002 • Published: 5 Mar 2002 • 1,661 words • 0 followers • Humor • Draco M., Ron W. • Rating: T • In Progress

    One thing was for sure…it was all the Mai Tais’ fault!

  • An Extra Scene for Mary Sue #3: Crystal Hawthorne

    By Rita Screecher • Updated: 15 Feb 2002 • Published: 15 Feb 2002 • 1,006 words • 0 followers • Humor/Angst • Rating: K • In Progress

    An extra scene for Mary Sue #3: Crystal Hawthorne. This happens right after Crystal performs Avada Kedavra on Voldemort, approximately 1 o’ clock in the morning.

  • Mary Sue #3: Crystal Hawthorne

    By Rita Screecher • Updated: 15 Feb 2002 • Published: 15 Feb 2002 • 6,341 words • 0 followers • Angst/Humor • Draco M. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Another Mary Sue comes along to Hogwarts. This one’s called Crystal Hawthorne…sounds like a girl from some trashy romance novel, eh?

  • Mary Sue #1: Harry Potter and Hermione Granger

    By Rita Screecher • Updated: 15 Feb 2002 • Published: 15 Feb 2002 • 2,431 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Harry P., Hermione G. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Harry rescues Hermione. Your “typical” hero story…only not. :)

  • Harry Potter and the Leather Trousers of Discord

    By Rita Screecher • Updated: 15 Feb 2002 • Published: 15 Feb 2002 • 2,183 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Harry P., Draco M. • Rating: T • In Progress

    A very disgruntled aunt sends a pair of leather trousers to a crowded wedding reception with a note that says “For the sexiest.” Three step forward to claim it: Harry, Ron, and Draco. Who will receive the trousers?