From the horrifying to the humorous, these Harry Potter shorts, one shots, and miscellaneously incomplete stories will inspire you to do something else, like go outside, or maybe take up whittling.

Kicked out and taken in by the mysterious Sub Rosa, watch Harry learn to love again, even while The-Boy-Who-Lived's greatest enemy is lurking at Hogwarts, suddenly and inexplicably competent. What are the Sub Rosa's goals that require vast sums of money, and can Harry help? Should he? Decide fast, Harry Potter, the clock's ticking down.

Harry Potter as much as he tried was never normal, so why should his love be any different? Watch as Harry brings home an assortment of oddities to introduce to his family. A snippet and one-shot selection of tales that will horrify, disgust and hopefully amuse you.