A little filk about the amusing utter trainwreck that is Franco and Nina. To the tune of The Beatles' "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds."

A little filk about the night karma kicked Jason into the harbor. To the tune of "That Old Time Rock and Roll," with acknowledgement to that person on PreviouslyTV's forums who referred to the incident as "the Dock and Roll."

A little filk about everyone's favorite megalomaniacal, minion-brainwashing, back-from-the-cryogenic-deep-freeze villain, Helena. To the tune of Milli Vanilli's "Blame It On The Rain."

A little filk about why Carly just keeps going back to Sonny. Funny on the surface, but seriously, that woman has a real problem. (Mentions of murder, domestic violence, and general Mob stuff.) To the tune of La Roux's "Bulletproof."