Sequel to Creatures of the Night. Lucius & pals attend a party at the old Riddle House & witness the horrors of bad interior decor & the Riddle family's peculiar obsession with novelty toilet seats. Can Lucius use this bizarre situation to his advantage?

There is a Death Eater gathering coughorgycough at Malfoy Manor, and not all goes to plan. Who is that strange man in the Jacuzzi? Who refuses to play musical chairs? And most importantly, who ate all the pies? The answers lie within...

Draco's naked, Hagrid appears to be hoarding herrings, the centaurs have a B.O problem, and Voldemort is wearing red stilettos. Expect the worst.