After her parents got divorced, and her father remarried, Andrea Farley has grown more and more out of control by the day. When she, along with her stepsister, move to Madison Preparatory School things just get worse, and Miss Walburn tries to convince Major Payne to put Andrea on the squad in the hope of giving the temperamental teen an attitude adjustment. Rated T for language.

With Santa's permission, and Santa's permission only, elves can be transformed into humans. This is rarely done though, because once transformed the (former) elf will forget that their former life at the North Pole, and the North Pole itself, ever existed. So what was is that made Tinka, a vivacious and hard working elf, want to do some so drastic?