A series of shorts surrounding America's most beloved murder family. Basically ignores everything that happened in the show. I mean, murder family was ALMOST canon. It's crack, it's fluff, it's everything your little heart desires! I hope.

In the hottest day of the year, Edward wants to learn how to make out. Albert feels bad if he doesn't teach him. Slash and canon pairings.

With Stewie the only child in the household, he turns to Brian for friendship and comfort, until he can no longer do so. Eventually Brian/Stewie and Stewie/Penelope.

Alana had been invited to brunch at the Lecter household, and had been in happy mood until she heard a loud scream... (Don't worry, it's all murder family fluff).