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  • The Wonderful Wizard of Hoz

    By horklump • Updated: 1 Mar 2019 • Published: 21 Dec 2007 • 2 Chapters • 2,985 words • 0 followers • Parody • James P., Sirius B. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    After being knocked unconscious, James Potter has a very realistic, unusual, not to mention incredibly familiar dream. Basically, James's twist on the Wizard of Oz. Mild language.

  • Workin' Hard Or Hardly Workin'

    By horklump • Updated: 3 Jan 2007 • Published: 24 Mar 2006 • 3 Chapters • 3,004 words • 0 followers • Humor • Remus L., Sirius B. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    This is a bunch of short stories about the Order of the Phoexix doing extremely random things. It is not slash. It is, however, a product of my warped imagination. Mild lanuage included guys. Enjoy!

  • When Grandfather Clocks Attack!

    By horklump • Updated: 24 Jun 2005 • Published: 24 Jun 2005 • 998 words • 0 followers • Humor • Remus L., Sirius B. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    In OOTP, Harry says that Lupin helped them fix the grandfather clock in Number 12 Grimmauld Place. This is what happened on that memorable day. Also, Sirius attempts to cook. NOT SLASH. Oneshot.