“…Born to those who thrice defied him…” What exactly did Lily and James Potter do to outsmart the most feared and evil Dark Lord of all time? Just how did those events unfold? And who knew that HeWhoMustNotBeNamed was environmentally aware?

What the characters of Harry Potter should've really done in a number of situations highlighting their stupidty. Silly little oneshot, that thought it could become more and therefore did. Rating just for safety. In this section due to heavily used charac.

Tom Marvolo Riddle had never cried in his entire lifetime.

The Final Battle between the forces of Good and Evil, the Darkness and Light—is it all it’s really cracked up to be? What's the Dark Lord's true weakness? And just where is Ronald Weasley? Rating just to be safe. R&R please! Parody of the final HP book.