a normal study day in a view of a stalker turns into a corn fiasco.

14 year-old Nessa Hemins has been enrolled in Hogwarts Wtich craft and wizadry as a fourth year due to her parent's hate for magic. Can Nessa make it through her first year? or will she have to get a little help from a certain potions teacher?

snape is slightly drunk, and has gone crazy. He steals harry's fork and a girl's peice of toast. Sorry I suck so bad at summaries XD