One moment Harry Potter was celebrating the one hundred-and-fiftieth anniversary of the end of the war, and the next moment he was back in the Great Hall as a 1st year, waiting to be Sorted. But this Harry is not going to take it in good cheer…(COMPLETE) (UPDATED ON AO3 4/19/17)

After learning that his wife Ginny is pregnant, Harry James Potter rushes to tell his closest friends about the good news, only to find out from Dumbledore that he is not James Potter's son. Well then, who's his real dad? (The answer may be surprising) WIP, Crack/Humor, PG13 for mild language.

This story is being written as a response to JKR's comment in an interview where she said that Dudley was changed for the better through the Dementor attack and would awkwardly reunite with Harry. A series of awkward letters, reunions, and vignettes portraying forgiveness, healing, and redemption between two members of one family.

Complete. Oneshot. James watches his parents' marriage fall apart."The first time I saw Dad cry was when Mum left him. Of course, I was sad. But I wasn't surprised." Deviates from canon. Post-DH, pre-Epilogue.