Snape plays a Trivia game, he also looses his clothes, and who should turn up to 'help' him? Dumbledore and Trelawney of course! And now he has to cope with a drunk student!
the sight of Snape, sopping wet, assaulted by Grindylows, and bearing the signs of an overly protective Squid.
‘No,’ she whispered in despair. The man atop her snickered, one of his hands left her stomach and tilted her head to face him. Lucius Malfoy.
Severus backed up against the bedroom wall, and begged for forgiveness, looking into Lilys' glassy eyes, as a wand was raised, and a final flash of green filled the room.
The young man all but collapsed into a quivering heap on the floor. His thick robes were soaked through with rain water, and something much more sinister – blood.
NO! MY PRECIOUS BEAUTY SLEEP! I CAN’T DO WITHOUT MY 12 HOUR NAP! AND WHAT ABOUT MY BLACK HEADS’BEGONE FACE MASK? NOOOO!’ and with that, Draco ran out of the room, catching a slap around the head from Hermione.
That was it. Snape strode past Ron, and set his robes on fire before he screamed in frustration and vanished into the dungeons. The can of deodorant hovered after him, but was suddenly disintegrated, as it was hit with a rather violent blasting spell.