Draco wants Harry's body, but for all the wrong reasons. Goyle wants him to leave Harry alone. Why? Slash.

Ginny has been cheating on Harry. He's had enough. Who will comfort the hero when he's alone? Past Ginny/Harry, Present Harry/Dean

Teddy has a very special Christmas wish. With the help of a snowman not Frosty will it come true? Slash and stuff. Happy Holidays everybody!

Harry is captured. How does he escape? Does he defeat Voldemort? Who's the guy with the whip standing in the corner? All questions shall be answered in this gruesomely ridiculous ficlet. Slash, rated M for several reasons!

Harry is tired of one-night stands and wants to settle down. The problem is, he wants to settle down with Bill Weasley who is both straight and engaged. Is it as impossible as he thinks it is?

My most ridiculous crack fic yet! We find our hero Harry Potter wandering about the Forbidden Forest with his unicorn Siegfried who is a lesbian . What does a green flower and a red squirrel have to do with it? You'll have to read to find out!

Question: What happens when characters decide to argue with the author? Answer: The author gets distracted and ends up writing a crack fic! Lucius x Harry slash craziness! I don't know what happened, things just took a turn for the much odder than usual.

Harry has a secret love. Who is it? What obstacles are standing in their way? Crackishy, slash, etc. Nothing explicit.

Snape is very attracted to Harry's eyes. Slash, mpreg.

Songfic Challenge: Harry falls off his broom during a Quidditch match and someone catches him. Song: Let Me Be Your Wings and Let Me Be Your Wings Reprise . Pairing I would like to be a surprise so :P

Slash. Draco screwed up so Harry left him. But Dobby doesn't think he's suffered enough. Songfic, "Just Like a Ghost" by Fefe Dobbs. Post Harry/Draco. Current Harry/MysteryBoy Established relationship. And such.

A Christmas fic full of slash and cheer with a little Greek Mythology thrown in for good measure. My first LV/HP so please review!

Song-fic. Ron just wants Harry to know that he'd still like him...if he were gay. Slash

Harry met Seamus once, years before they went to Hogwarts. Seamus lied when he said his father was a muggle. What does all this mean for our young hero? You'll have to read to find out.

Song-fic. Sirius is gone and Harry longs to be with him. Slash, character deaths.

Author did the unthinkable and wrote a slash fic with Harry/Wormtail pairing. Is both crack and a songfic, but has serious moments as well. Harry, kidnapped by Voldemort, realizes he doesn't want to fight him and gets help from an unexpected place.

Challenge: Harry accidentally gets a potion dropped on him and discovers some changes… every beast finds him irresistible! Now Harry must play "keep-away" from the beasties within the castle who will fight to the death to possess him.

A SLAHSY so don't read if offended Valentine Fluff piece! Harry's been missing for awhile, and Fred Weasley just got a clue as to his location. What will happen when he finds him?

A small slashy Snarry snippet for the 2009 Thanksgiving Holiday. Hope you all had a happy one!

The promised crack version of my Thanksgiving story. Stands on its own, you don't need to read one to understand the other. Slash, Snarry plus 1, DracoxRon, Character Fatality, a Pokemon makes an appearance.