Where Harry Potter finds out why he's special; and Hermione isn't.

A spider scuttled across his unbound foot, and after twitching in recognition, he smiled ruefully.

Several years ago, harry potter was thrown into azkaban. He escaped, and hasn't been seen since.

Youve seen those deleted scenes. So have I. Lemon-drop?

harry potter, azkaban, purple tweed suits, and a johny-depp fettish...i feel soooo special.

Sure, he has the power. But trewlawny never said he wouldn't be crossing dememnsions first.

There is alot in what i say. People just don't hear it.

poor, poor, Vernon. The first chapter is a spoof. Harry Potter. A normal kid. who can talk to snakes.

veiwer discretion is advised. don't vomit on the carpet.