With the opening of Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex, a whole new generation of children (and their parents' money) are welcomed into the world of Freddy and his friends! Come play, rock, eat pizza, and forget about those pesky rumors you may have heard; in time, rumors die! Of course, things that die have a way of coming back to haunt us, don't they? (T for spooks and blood).

A young witch from a long line of the most Hufflepuff-like Hufflepuffs starts her schooling at Hogwarts. She, as well as the rest of her family, is pretty sure they know exactly how this is gonna go down. They do not. And in fact, they're in for a pretty jarring surprise. (Canon is more what you'd call a "guideline" than an actual rule. I've got a plan- trust me).

So that's the title I'm sticking with, huh? Very well then. I have an OC in this (*and there was much rejoicing*). As far as summaries go: SHIELD and the rage of Rocket Raccoon should not be combined. So naturally, let's do it and see what happens! Snark from both sides is guaranteed. (Rated T for language- we're not going to get saucy and raunchy, here).