Harry longs for Hermione but she is with Ron. He knows she is unhappy. All he needs is the opportunity to tell her how much he cares. When the burrow undergoes a tragic disaster triggered by deatheaters that opportunity is provided for him.

Just a humorous parody of ron turning emo. He tries to fit in with the other emo kids at Hogwarts. How will his friends react? Is Ron getting himself into something too deep? What are you asking me wat are you askin me for, read it! slight hhr, pos. RWOC

It's Christmas Eve and everyone is down at the Yule Ball. Everyone except Myrtle, that is. But everything changes when she receives an unexpected visitor to her bathroom. Have things finally started to go right for Myrtle? Or is it just her imagination?

Eleven year old Jane wants to know about her mother, and it's up to Harry and Ron to fill her in. The story of Harry and Hermione's love is told through a series of mermories, but what truths will be uncovered?

“Now why didn’t we think of that before?” Harry said slapping his head. So he grabbed the machine gun and shot Voldemort in the head…then in the balls for good measure.

When Harry decides to tell Hermione of his feelings for her she tells him she is already with someone.