"A hundred points have been awarded to Gryffindor and the same to Slytherin- but nobody knows why, except for two students." Or, when suddenly Gryffindor and Slytherin have an extra hundred points and everybody else is running around like headless chickens trying to find out why the points are there and who awarded them. 'S:Drarry Pairing, Rated T, Slash, Implied Smut, language

Hermione comes home to her two husbands being utterly ridiculous. Over a spider. [Implied slash - Hermione/Harry/Ron - Crack - With Fluff - Hermione's had enough of this bull]

Harry loves dancing, even if he wont admit that he is horrible at dancing and singing. Severus thinks he's a fool, but Harry just thinks Severus is an old fart. Because, honestly, Sev' probably lives in some ridiculous era like the 1800's. [Also on AO3 - Harry is an unreliable narrator - Ghost! Severus - Light Slash - No Voldy - Harry was raised normally]