This is my first chaptered fic ever. The story picks up after Harry gets home from his 6th year at hogwarts. It's meant to be funny, but I appreciate honesty when you review. Now rated T for some swearing and mild sexual themes, and lots of Emo cutting

Just as the title says. Harry Potter is an astronaut working for NASA. One-shot, AU, Non-magic.

Hermione and Draco are chosen as head Girl and Boy. Need I say more? Hermione/Draco Rated M for later chapters.

Fred and George organize an innocent game of Spin the Bottle. Pairings: Draco/Harry, Everybody/Everybody Else. Slash. Rated M for a reason.

Ginny and Harry play Scrabble. I know, horrible concept. And I can't write romance very well. It's also sort of a parody on some Scrabble stories I've read, although there aren't many. Rated K for a bit of sensual behavior. Oneshot.

This is my first fanfic in a while, and it's supposed to be funny although it's not. I know it's listed under Romance, but it's not really. Rated M for mature pseudo-sexual themes and excessive swearing.

My first stab at writing romance. Dobby finds a mate! Rated M for brief mentions of sex, as well as excessive swearing. Reviewers: don't make fun of me for sucking so much at romance. I'm a boy, for chrissake's.

Harry does a bunch of stuff, and he figures out who God really is! Don't flame me too much for my bad writing; I'm fragile. Rated PG-13 for violence and crude humor.

This is my first fanfic in over 3 months! Harry Potter does some random stuff. Rated PG-13 for references to drugs.

Rated PG for a little bad language. This story is a parody on clothes-obsessed girls who write endless paragraphs about what Hermione is wearing. Not too funny, but stupid and might provide a smile or two.

This story was deleted previously for too much swearing or something. Now it's rated R and hopefully won't get deleted again. You can guess what happens to Harry in this story.

Rated PG-13 for quite a bit of swearing. Harry Potter's 6th year at Hogwarts! Warning: Contains character death, character death, and more character death! If you think it should be rated R, tell me.

Rated PG-13 for swearing, and other crud. Harry Potter's uber-exciting 6th year at Hogwarts! Not very humorous, just stupid. As is my custom, I included some nice CHARACTER DEATH! W00T!

Rated PG-13 for swearing. Contains not-very-funny humor, plus some nice CHARACTER DEATH! YEAH! Please don't flame me too much, you might hurt my feelings.