Oneshot. Lucius's slippery ways bite him in the back when some very unusual things start happening to his son after a fancy dinner. Unabashedly silly and a little over-the-top - meant for a good laugh! Family; no slash.

The war has ended, and Narcissa can finally breathe and hold her family close, but she may yet never feel whole again. Oneshot. Read and review please, feedback is always helpful!