Four years after her life fell apart, Lily Evans has become the go-to fixer for public relations and crisis management in the wizarding world. But when James Potter walks back into her life with a case she simply can't ignore, Lily finds that the one most in need of fixing is herself.

When Lily Evans gets unexpectedly pregnant during seventh year, the story changes but certain truths remain the same.

Lily Evans is the model chief stewardess, ready to take on her next assignment aboard The Phoenix. Enter: One reality television show, bosun James Potter, a chef from her past, and a motley crew of stews and deckhands determined to make her life interesting. What could possibly go wrong? Below Deck meets Marauders.