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  • What being in Azkaban does to you

    I just come out of Azkaban prison it does wonders to you

  • 13 goals

    I have 13 goals and you all gotta help me make them come true in this original open seaseme seed finger licking good chicken trainer fic available now in a happy meal near you. Where are all the shiny charizard s that professor oak promised me?

  • Tricked by virgin soyboy beta male faggots

    I was tricked into jail by virgin soyboy beta male faggots when I sold baby ledyba to buy a BTS CD.

  • John Phoenix Poem

    Tribute to the sexy canon character

  • Brock is cancelled

    Poem about Brock and why I cancelled him.

  • Harry Potter is a Nazi

    This poem was sponsored by Rita Skeeter.

  • Harry Potter and the broken wedding

    A drabble witH a dabble of wobble and crack best enjoyed with a joint and whisky.