"Oh, darling-" It's not nice, that smile. It's fucking mean and cruel and everything Kol. "You know I'll give you whatever you want, all you have to do is ask." A compilation of smutty shorts and one-shots with varying kinks. Prompts welcomed! FemHarry/Vampire Diaries characters. Strong M.

It's not unusual for a Wizarding child to be born with marks already present upon their skin. When lives ran into centuries rather than decades, an age gap wasn't unheard of. Dumbledore himself was born with a scar upon his knee the exact shape of the London underground. Heather was born with tattoos. That wasn't so normal. Salvatore!Harry, Niklaus/Fem!Harry/Elijah SoulmateAU

What do you do when you come to find out you're life has been nothing but a dream a thousand years in the making? As Henryka Potter's nightmares begin to bleed into reality, making it nearly impossible to tell where one started and one stopped, she's faced with one simple not so easy question. What makes something real? Mikaelson!Fem!Harry. Damon/Fem!Harry

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Sunny side up with a heaping of smut! A collection of Fem!Harry Targaryen stories on the salacious side of things. Pairings vary, as does themes, but everything is a little dirty here. Strong M. AUs.

Through Rhaegar's folly, a kingdom shattered, blood was spilled, and a legacy was burnt to ash. It's up to his children to create something beautiful in the ruins of the Targaryen's glory. When little Rhaenys Potter runs away with Norbert into the forbidden forest, Westeros will never be the same. Fem!Harry/Jon. Incest. Parental!Oberyn&Ellaria. Heavy Martell Focus.

Armed with a false name, counterfeit backstory, and a bogus alibi, Euphemia Potter is accepted into the Salvatore Boarding School where she meets Professor Parker. She's trying to keep her head down, he's trying to keep his luck up, and between them something dark grows roots. Fem!Harry/Kai Parker. Strong M. Hope Mikaelson!Friendship.

Hope Mikaelson went missing the day of the sacrifice, carried off through the flames by a man with moon shaped glasses and a periwinkle robe. Less than twenty-four hours after her abduction, Hope Potter, who bears an uncanny resemblance to the Hybrid, crashes into Klaus's Nursery with a madman at her feet. Fem!Harry. Mikaelson!Harry. Father!Niklaus. Kai/Fem!Harry

Killing was easy. Saving someone, that was the hard path to walk. When Harriet grows sick of the world, she decides it's time to go back to where it all started and fix the first wrong. However, she never expected 1919 Britain to be as it was, nor the interference and constant presence of a group that called themselves the Peaky Blinders. Tommy/Fem!Harry, Alfie/Fem!Harry.

There was a stone statue in the Little Palaces courtyard that had stayed exactly where it was for an age and a half. No one knows where it comes from, who it depicts, how it came to be, only that it is known as the Hallow. Then Alina Starkov begins to visit it, and something thought long lost returns. Alina/Fem!Harry/Darkling. Triad Pairing.

Fenrir Greyback, on the run from Aurors, stumbles across a feral Werewolf living in the garden of Godric Hollow, naked, wild, and nonverbal. Hemlock Potter has been missing since Voldemort's death in her nursery twenty years ago, and has been presumed dead ever since. The one thing that links the two occurrences? A man called Jeremy Danvers. Clay/Fem!Harry/Nick. Feral!Harry

Effie Potter thought being a Horcrux was a bit like being a Jack-in-the-box. She was pretty on the outside, all squared lines glazed red and gold, but wind her up hard enough and out popped Tom. That's when people typically began screaming. Tom Riddle/Fem!Harry/Abraxas Malfoy

Severus Snape was sure he would die the last of his tragic family, torn apart by the machinations of his two onetime masters Tom Riddle and Albus Dumbledore. Aurelia Potter had always believed she was an orphan, destined to die at the hands of the man who made her that way. How terribly wrong they both were. Slytherin!Harry, Father!Snape. Eventual Fem!Harry/Antonin Dolohov