When the post for a minor Godhood fell vacant, it was decided by the council of Gods to hold a lottery to fill the post. As luck would have it, the God of Lottery pronounced the victor to be Harry Potter, an eleven year old wizard. So begins the story of Harry Potter, God of… Glue?

Locked in the smallest bedroom for ruining the visit from the Masons, Harry Potter discovers that he has a newly developed claustrophobia. He was desperate to escape. So desperate, in fact, that he stepped over space and time itself to travel to strange and bygone eras. With little to no control over his newfound ability, join Harry in his trips through time as he struggles with hi