Kezapi and Shifuga are lost, lightyears from home, in a place they don't understand. They need help from anyone, fast. And anyoen MEANS anyone... if the Marauders thought that life was crazy before, they're in for one heck of a shock! [Eventual L/J!]

Bossy Muggle teenager Melissa is dead. This is, understandably, something she is quite annoyed about. And believe me, Heaven isn't overjoyed about it either. But that's nothing to how Hogwarts will feel, when Melissa accidentally ends up there on a very i