cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese. woo woo, cheese! story in a nutshell: sirius nurses a wee crush. um, not much of a plot. or, to be perfectly honest, no plot. just me working out my sirius-lily harborings. ick, etc: not for the squeamish.
What would it be like to be Voldemort's roommate?
snape filk, botching of a patsy cline classic. god, can i tell you how stupid this is? very dumb.
Lockhart filk, to the tune of Madonna's "Like a Prayer."