By Hautuumaa•Updated: 24 Apr 2022•Published: 26 Mar 2013•
80 Chapters
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257,130 words
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0 followers
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Parody/Romance
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Orc, Elf
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Rating: M
•In Progress
An Elf with a thing for Orcs finds an Orc with a thing for Elves. Just enjoying their good luck would be too easy, so they begin a snail's pace trek across Middle-earth with a group of Orcs as strange as they are annoying.