Hogwarts is being overrun by Mary-Sues! It was funny when the first 17 showed up, saying they were Harry's long-lost cousins. It was slightly annoying when the next 38 appeared, all claiming to be Voldemort's daughters. But now things are getting out of h

This is my version of the Quibbler. Although truthfulness is not guaranteed, laughing until you fall off your chair is. This is my first story, so please R&R!