The dark lord gets defeated in an unlikely and hilarious way...
Harry gets chased by Snape's hairy leg while Snape is recovering from a spell gone wrong at Mungo's. Yes, I AM on crack;)
Snape is a junk food junkie!
Snape and Jareth duke it out in a Wizard's Duel. Jareth's tights never looked so good, and Snape's boxers never looked so bad;)