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Phoenix with a Head Cold

  • Things That Are Supposed to Happen Series

    By Phoenix with a Head Cold • Updated: 15 Oct 2004 • Published: 4 Mar 2003 • 5 Chapters • 2,336 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    We know you have those secret desires to see things happen in the Harry Potter series, well, here's your chance. *This Episode* Mr. Weasley Meets Mr. Light Socket*

  • Capers on the Hogwarts Express

    By Phoenix with a Head Cold • Updated: 14 Nov 2003 • Published: 14 Nov 2003 • 1,233 words • 0 followers • Humor • Draco M. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Draco, Ginny, and the Trio are on the Hogwarts Express. Mrs Weasley packs lunch. Chaos ensues. Lunch bags, leather pants, D.A.R.E. packets, and shagging galore!

  • Who's the Bigger Whore War

    By Phoenix with a Head Cold • Updated: 10 Jul 2003 • Published: 10 Jul 2003 • 1,767 words • 0 followers • Humor • Lily Evans P., James P. • Rating: T • In Progress

    "It started out as an innocent Ruffle chapter...but then jello was added, and the evil powers of jello overcame us, thus leading to a full scale who's the bigger whore war." Who's the bigger whore? You decide.

  • Introduction to HP Slash Obsession

    By Phoenix with a Head Cold • Updated: 7 Jul 2003 • Published: 29 Mar 2003 • 2 Chapters • 922 words • 0 followers • Humor • Harry P. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Why do we love slash? Why do we hate it? These are reasons to love it, or hate it, it depends on your sense of humour... SLASH!!! New: Dedication to our fave shoe-biting, leg-lovong, mutt! (Sirius)

  • What Would Have Happened if Harry weren't so Dim

    By Phoenix with a Head Cold • Updated: 6 Jul 2003 • Published: 6 Jul 2003 • 313 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Harry P. • Rating: K • In Progress

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  • A Day with the Weasley's

    By Phoenix with a Head Cold • Updated: 20 Jun 2003 • Published: 20 Apr 2003 • 3 Chapters • 1,750 words • 0 followers • Humor • Percy W., Ron W. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Just you're average day in the life of your favourite family!

  • Letter From Harry

    By Phoenix with a Head Cold • Updated: 20 Jun 2003 • Published: 20 Jun 2003 • 184 words • 0 followers • Humor • Harry P. • Rating: K • In Progress

    Harry writes a last letter to all of his favourite fanfic authors...before the Harry Potter community enters radio silence...

  • I'm My Own Father

    By Phoenix with a Head Cold • Updated: 17 May 2003 • Published: 4 May 2003 • 3 Chapters • 2,209 words • 0 followers • Humor • Ginny W., James P. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Ginny finds out she's pregnant (shock! horror!) and comes across a certain someone's timeturner and travels to the past (shock! horror!)....EXACTLY 21 years into the past....think about it.... Ms. Weasley, meet the Mauraders.

  • Ron Becomes a Man

    By Phoenix with a Head Cold • Updated: 24 Dec 2002 • Published: 19 Jul 2002 • 2 Chapters • 697 words • 0 followers • Humor • Ron W., Harry P. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Ron does something to become a man, but with whom? Harry and Hermione are determined to find out.

  • The Ultimate Parody

    By Phoenix with a Head Cold • Updated: 23 Dec 2002 • Published: 14 Dec 2002 • 3 Chapters • 2,370 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Hermione G., Severus S. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Don't you just hate all those cliche Harry Potter stories where the two most improbable characters fall in love? Well this is a parody of those. If you like them, you'll like the story, if you hate them, you'll like the story. *This episode* HG/SS

  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Biscuit

    By Phoenix with a Head Cold • Updated: 23 Dec 2002 • Published: 23 Dec 2002 • 3 Chapters • 1,195 words • 0 followers • Humor • Harry P. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    A parody of the third book. THE TRUE STORY! Not the story that J.K. Rowling made up! Not the way Harry pretended to be...or pretended not to be. THAT IS THE QUESTION! Okay, on with the show!

  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Crumpets

    By Phoenix with a Head Cold • Updated: 22 Dec 2002 • Published: 22 Dec 2002 • 3 Chapters • 1,793 words • 0 followers • Parody/Adventure • Harry P. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Harry finally attempts to kill off the evil marketing scam while obtaining world power. A dark but very humorous parody. Why get scar removal when it's a covienent symbol in a new world order?

  • Harry Potter and the Holy Grail

    By Phoenix with a Head Cold • Updated: 12 Dec 2002 • Published: 21 May 2002 • 7 Chapters • 2,412 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Rating: K+ • Completed

    Okay boys and girls, we're back! Okay, The REAL fifth scene is up! You see, this is called Yellow is a complete moron...ANYWAY, this is a Harry Potter/Monty Python and the Holy Grail hybrid type thing with a dash of our *ahem* humor in it.

  • Harry Potter on One Fine Day

    By Phoenix with a Head Cold • Updated: 4 May 2002 • Published: 4 May 2002 • 2,001 words • 0 followers • Humor/Fantasy • Rating: K • In Progress

    Hilariously funny fic! It's extremely twisted! It's so funny in some parts it's actually scary!