Lucius Malfoy develops an unhealthy sexual obsession with 7th year Hermione Granger. A look into the mind of a very twisted man! VERY dark fic! LM/HG Violence, murder etc... *** FINISHED****
Basically its a bunch of little skits that cross Harry Potter and Star Trek, LOTR, Monty Python, Star Wars, and South Park (one chapter each). So far I've written the Monty Python chapter.
Fred and George have let out an inhibition potion and everyone's going nuts. Dumbledore and McGonagal? Snape in a dress?
What if Harry, scared of being made fun of at this new school, had chosen to be Malfoy's friend and not Ron's on the train that first day? *FINISHED*
Ron, Harry & Hermoine get drunk the night before their graduation from Hogwarts, and previously hidden feelings are revealed. *One chapter story*