Through the magic of "because shut up", Kratos journeys to the magical land of Hoboken, New Jersey and tastes a cupcake for the very first time.
After an unfortunate incident involving a psychotic Dinobot and a lake, Seaspray learns that Sideswipe can't swim. He takes it upon himself to teach him, but unfortunately the task turns out to be a lot more difficult than he originally thought.
Random fluffy, humorous, and/or heartwarming drabbles, some incredibly brief, others with more plot, that show what it might be like to be in Soundwave's makeshift family unit. Too bad he threw out the manual when he decided to take in a bunch of unruly Cassettes...
A simple trip to the supply closet to retrieve a pack of lightbulbs turns into a nightmare when the Autobots find themselves inadvertently trapped inside. How will they keep themselves entertained long enough not to kill each other while they wait for a rescue?
The kids decide to play the weirdest game Optimus Prime has ever seen with their Autobot friends. Who will win and who will get burned alive by invisible floor lava?
7 doesn't want to leave her friends, but at the same time she can't stand to hide from the Cat Beast forever. She makes the tough decision to take as many of the others as she can and leave before 1's ways start to hinder her chance to fight back for her freedom.
Auriel has been captured by Rakanoth, the Lord of Despair. Despite his efforts to break her, she clings to hope that no matter what happens, everything will be okay in the end.
Andariel realizes all too late that banishing the Prime Evils and siding with Azmodan and Belial was a very bad idea. (Drabble)
Tyrael found out about Azmodan's plan to create flying demons to better kill angels with. To combat this, he figures a few traps are in order. Unfortunately it would seem demons aren't the only ones prone to falling into traps...
Claptrap tells a bunch of bandits at a party he was never invited to the totally true (and not made up at all, honest) story of how he saved Christmas on Pandora!
The Decepticons decide there is no better place to build their evil headquarters than Australia. Unfortunately they discover that there are many things worse than them living on the continent...
After accidentally ticking off the General in the past, a lone marine is sent to single-handedly take on Hell's entire army- all 10,617 demons worth.