Poem! Oh the irony of being a mudblood, Hermione Granger muses, several years after the young blond boy watched her cry on his drawing room floor. Includes The Irony of Being a Death Eater: of eating life, not death; would a murderer be a better word instead?

Title inspired by the term 'Pixar Shorts'. An unrelated collection of Hermione-centric drabbles of varying lengths.

Rose Weasley hates balls. So the 30th Annual Memorial Ball is not her cup of tea especially when her mother insists she dance with everyone who asks. She has no intentions to dance with anyone after escaping her last partner but she's a catch and comes up with a plan to dissuade any more suitors should they ask.

Those who said the apple never fell too far from the tree had clearly underestimated a son's determination to be as little like his father in personality as he matched him in appearance.

Fred's first death day for the Weasleys. Oneshot.

Post-war. When the Slytherins are offered reintroduction into society by befriending the Gyffindors, are both sides willing? "I will be willing to do whatever it takes it reassure the safety of me and my family."  "Do we have a choice? I just wanted to know whether we were the Ministry's new puppets." Dramione, Theo/Daphne but not relationship-centric, it's a slow moving fic.

Draco and Hermione are patrolling in fifth year and get unexpectedly trapped under some mistletoe. After fulfilling the requirements to escape, what do they reveal about their relationship?

Short drabbles from the point of view of Draco and Hermione on how they feel about each other on the day of Halloween, spanning over the 7 years they are at Hogwarts and 19 years later

Based on the fourth movie when Dumbledore mentions setting his curtains on fire.

Dramione. Blaise and Draco make a little bet: "The day you settle down with one girl, I'll buy you a new bed." "You're on Malfoy."