Number 12 Grimmauld Place is a pretty boring place to be cooped up in, as we already know. However, what happens when Sirius Black discovers the wonder of iTunes and... dare I say it? MILEY CYRUS? Set in OotP, obviously, and is just pretty much pure crack. Review!

"I- I will never forget it. I still dream about it sometimes. A crater in the middle of the street, so deep it had cracked the sewer below. Bodies everywhere. Muggles screaming. And Black standing there laughing, with what was left of Pettigrew in front of him..." Sirius was never quite the same after his duel with Peter. Whether he went mad from it or Azkaban, no one knows.

As everyone knows, Snape really wants the position of DADA teacher. And after years and years of keeping quiet, he's finally going to speak his mind. Let's be honest, it's an unspoken fact that this conversation happens every year. Please review!

I'm sure this idea has been done to death, but here it goes! Remus' homework is missing, and can't find it anywhere! Did someone steal it... or do something even worse?

One-shot based on the song Duke Venomania's Madness. Has slight suggestive stuff, but if you've seen the PV it's not even close to that. Like, at all. Please review!

AU in which Snape doesn't trust Voldemort and follows him to the Potter's house that fateful night. Harry may be able to grow up with real parents, after all. Rated T for violence, some romance, and some sad stuff. Snape/Lily pairing, with James/Lily at the beginning. Follows the books (sort of).

Skye Nightvale is a first year at Hogwarts, and she's a bit late with, well, everything; including arriving at the school. Then, a mysterious encounter with Professor Snape changes her life... but is it for better or worse? T just in case; mostly drabble, a bit of crack, a dash of angst if I feel like it, and maybe some hinted ships later :) Review, review, review!

Based off the Ministry of Magic song. Snape has tried to convince himself many times; he's changed, he really has... or has he? Rated T for a bit of violence. Takes place during Half-Blood Prince (or thereabout).

A lonely, green-eyed man lays in the dunes of Svartalfheim. With his final bit of strength, he tries to summon someone who can help him... but the man who appears before him isn't quite what he was expecting. Rated T just to be safe. Please review!

Ciel returns home to find someone in his mansion. Who is this person, and what will he do about it? Crappy title, crappy summary, and chapters may jump back and forth in chronology. Sorry :)

Just my take on the song "Bad End Night" (shocker). I'm sorry if some characters don't get the amount of attention they deserved; I began writing this and forgot Gumi was in it. Also, it's so hard sorting through all the Vocaloid characters, so let's just say it includes Vocaloid 8 and Yawane Haku (don't ask).

Based on the songs "Dark Woods Circus" and "Circus Monster". Includes Sebby, Miku, and some other guys that I don't feel like writing their names. Really sad. Please review!

Based on the song with the same title. DISCLAIMER: I am in no way an expert in the Evillous Chronicles. Most and/or all of the facts pertaining to the history and stuff is made up by moi. I just felt like writing a depressing one-shot. With that said, enjoy! Or, don't. Whatever. Please review!

"My own paintings... why are you attacking me?" Based on the game Ib. Follows Guertena, Mary, Ib, and Garry. Rated T because it's based off of a horror game and there might be death.

Instead of taking Loki back to Asgard, the Avengers decided they had a better idea for his punishment: forcing him to watch movies! But not just any movies. Oh, no... not at all...

Short one-shot based one the song "Judgement of Corruption" or "Mammon's Court".

Servant of Evil one-shot. That's about it.