Hochstetter has dropped off a rather interesting piece of experimental equipment to be stored temporarily at Stalag XIII. What could possibly go wrong? Quite a lot, of course.

I'm not your little girl anymore, papa, she thought as she shouldered her rifle. You can't just sell me off to the highest bidder now. (AU where Wilhelm Klink is Wilhelmina Klink, and life gets even more complicated for everyone.)

Ever notice that Hogan's Heroes lasts six seasons and yet it is literally winter time in every single episode? So what the hell do they do all summer? (Copied over from Ao3)

She will not let her son become a victim (content warning for reference to child abuse)

You've got to feel for Minerva McGonagall after the Battle of Hogwarts, really you do.

Voldemort is dead but Harry Potter's problems are far from over. Indeed, the very day after the battle, Harry Potter looks into a mirror and finds himself staring at a stranger and an old secret is brought to light. And what does this have to do with Severus Snape, still alive (unfortunately, as far as he is concerned) after being dragged out of the Shrieking Shack?

Being an Auror is not always a glamorous job.

"Will the roses bloom in heaven / Are there any gardens there / Any violets and clover / Way up with the angels there / Will the branches fill with blossoms / And in winter fill with snow / Will the roses bloom in heaven / Tell me momma ere I go"

Two ships passing in the night

Legolas discovers a secret about Gimli as the world changes around them following the War of the Ring. Things take a strange turn for their friendship. (post-canon AU little lovestory between a dwarf & an elf)

Fill for the following prompt at the Hobbit kinkmeme at LJ: "Fem!Gimli has no idea she's pregnant until she goes into labor. They are still traveling about Middle Earth together and the only competent help nearby is a few miles away in Imladris" Ch 4 - PLEASE NOTE CHANGE IN STORY RATING

Bifur in Rivendell. He's a special bunny.

AU. Originally 3 stories, retooled from some of my earliest bits of fic. Harry Potter finds the strength to defeat Voldemort in an unlikely source, Lucius Malfoy has some stunning revelations, and Draco Malfoy finds a father. It's really quite cheesy.