Three short poems about what Rose did to Nine, Ten, and Eleven: salvation, damnation, or otherwise. Rosex9, 10, 11.

A general entry in Gilderoy Lockhart's Diary. Takes place before Chamber of Secrets. One-shot.

"You wanted to see how long I'd last," the man says, "You don't get to."

In which Thorin gets some real, proper, dwarf-sized balls.

Everyone prays to God, but who says he doesn't respond? Here are his responses to eight prayers, whether they be ridiculous, vain, or just plain odd, all are equal in God's eyes. (oh weird I sound super Christian. Hmm. That's new.)

It's Saint Patty's Day and we're doing limericks in English, so what the hell. Have some crappy Supernatural limericks.

From the scarecrow from that one episode of Supernatural to Jensen Ackles, ever have trouble classifying boys again. With the help of this useful scale any guy can instantly be classified! Note: when we get up to the middle/top, things stop going In a real order. And also thanks to MissMadame2112... love ya wifey.

I was enthralled by the idea of 160 character love stories, and couldn't help but make some fandom ones. Note: Contains more than just Doctor Who and Supernatural! The fandom is in the chapter title.