People are animals, says Iron Bull, and you can tame a woman like you'd tame a horse. Evelyn doesn't believe him. Challege accepted. (This one's not filthy. Day 2 is now posted at Archive of Our Own, since it's MA & against 's policies.)

The Hero of Ferelden was conspicuously absent during the Inquisition. Now she's at Skyhold, and she has some questions for Varric Tethras. Fine by him. He has a few for her as well. (Technically part 2 of a story but Part 1's being a PITA. Minor Inquisition spoilers, major DA2 & Awakenings ones. Might want to read "Desire" first, since this is based on that version of game events.)

Three men. One crazy woman. A lot of cliffs. Inspired by all the mad scrambling and jumping to get to the shards. It's really not at all sane. Spoiler if you haven't gotten to Skyhold yet!

It's been a full decade since they last spoke, but some experiences cannot be forgotten. And neither can some people.