The title is self explanatory I think. Don't worry, it's rated K not M so none of that kind of nasty is going on. Read it, love it, laugh at it. This was writen as a dare so please don't take it seriously. And why is the basalisk listed as a character and the giant squid not?

Nessie reflects on how she got back to Jacob after she ran away to New York and was taken in by three local vampires who saved her life, or at least gave her a new one. Rating may change later, current rating is for moderate violence, strong language, and suggestive topics.