I'm going to try my hand at writing a bad!fic. If anyone has any things that annoy you about bad!fics, PM me or review this story with your bad!fic pet peeve. I want to piss people off with this piece of garbage. This is my summary: [a/n: omfg, im writing this awesome story!1 i suck at summaries but this story is good, plz read it!1 thx, -dark!Mimi].

Gajeel Redfox was intimidating. He was mean, lean, and looked like a friggin' badass. At least, that's what he thought. Gajeel/Levy oneshot.

Because friends should totally help each other out with relationship issues (unless you're Kurogane-Gajeel and you don't give a shit). T for swearing.

In which Gray meets an awesome crazy chick with a fainting problem, and he takes her out for coffee. Twice.

Life is a puzzle, full to the brim with oddities and misconceptions. When Misty Waterflower falls into wonderland, she is thrust suddenly into a world of insanity, impossibility, and love. Will she conquer the woes of wonderland, or will she tumble down the rabbit–holes of anguish awaiting her at every turn? aaml, daml, paul&dawn. tri–narrative. side pairings to be decided.

Ash and Serena run into Misty and Brock, and Serena learns the truth: Ash will never like her, because there is, and always has been, someone else. slight AAML; Serena–centric

Natsu will always be there to catch Lucy, no matter what. a/n: i was in an asdfghjkl mood, so i made this. dedicated to toxineena; thank you for writing adherence and killing my time.

Misty's birthday has been forgotten by all of her friends... or has it? Hinted (and implied) AAML; friendships between the Waterflowers; short drabble.

Ash is humiliated, Dawn is a genius, and Brock never even saw it coming. AAML

[prompt: it takes him four love confessions, three kisses, and a meddlesome blue exceed to finally get it.] rated t for innuendos.

Hyuu is amazing at flirting. Seriously. Mei thinks the girl might not run away screaming this time. Maybe. If they're lucky.–hyuu&mei