My first fanfic so be nice. What if the devil and his daughter came to help the Cullen's the day of the battle with the Volturi? You'll never see Bella and Charlie the same again. Much better than it sounds. Bella and Charlie OOC. non-cannon. B/J pairing.

A funny, flirty, and a little dirty one shot. Contains a few of our favorite Slytherin's learning about muggle...panties? Please review and be nice. I hope you enjoy!

No happily ever after for the Cullen's or Bella. The pack is falling apart and so is the tribe, they need help and fast. Old Quil has an old temperamental friend who will help. But she will first turn everything upside down and right side up again. Will she get them all fixed or not? Paul/OC

Bella OOC. Rated M for a reason...ALOT OF SWEARING. Edward and Jacob both broke Bella. But she'll make them both regret it..one at a time.