Timon proposes as a distraction tactic, but Shenzi has always thought a bit too much. Can one hyena change her ways, and can love reach her, or are Timon and Pumba dead meat? Well, let's find out. Complete crackshipping. Shenzi/Timon. (Weird, right?) Lion King 1 1/2.

Will was knocked out whilst trying to reach the Pearl to save Elizabeth. Unfortunately, that means that Jack Sparrow must act before Barbossa and his crew do something horrible to her. This time, he can't just wave at the moment as it passes by; it's time for him to be a good man. But will he be able to negotiate with Barbossa the way Will couldn't? And what about Will? CotBP

Emmett chooses to stay and watch Elle as she disses Warner after getting the internship. However, when he sees her mocking their sex life, some strange thoughts occur to him, and things get a bit uncomfortable. She is his friend, after all, and this is beyond wrong.

Things get a little out of hand after Callahan kisses Elle, and it's Emmett to the rescue (with the help of Vivienne.) Now they must help her heal through Brooke's trial, a lawsuit, and just being a blonde in a brunette's world. Trigger Warning: attempted rape.