Draco Malfoy has come up with a perfect plan to win the house cup in his 3rd Year. He convinces the Golden Trio to take part in a 3 month long pranking competition with him, on none other than Severus Snape. Who will succeed in pranking the Potions master the most without being expelled?

AU Dumbledore has been keeping a secret from Harry and Severus for the past 13 years. When Harry goes to Severus in his 3rd year a few days after freeing Sirius, they find out something extraordinary together. Harry needs protection and training now more than ever which leads Dumbledore to reveal his secret. 1-3 chapters a week. No horcruxes besides one in Harry.