If Snape's alive, then there's only one explanation. "I'm stuck inside a fanfic," I blurt, glancing up at him again. He barely raises an eyebrow. "Ah. She speaks." -Self aware/self insert. Latinx OC slow burn with... I'll let you guess.- "This whole fic is the craziest acid trip" -reviewer lareepqg

It's a bit weird, at first, to live with your former potions professor, especially since you're now nearly his age. And it gets weirder when you realize how bloody sexy he is. -A short, sweet fic with a couple of lemons. You Sevmione OTP folk do not disappoint. This one's for you.- Five Parts.

Hermione Granger is bloody sick of having the most pathetic love life of everyone she knows. After reaching the grand old age of thirty, she decides it's time to take matters into her own hands. Enter Charlie Weasley, who's about to have one of the most surprising- and sexiest- weeks of his life. -Five parts! Lemons galore!-

Anyone else just here for the lemons? Welcome to The Lemon Tree. A lemon a chapter, numerous pairings. Lemons start on Chapter Two (Chapter One contains the Table of Contents and a brief description). Let's have a Theo/Hermione pairing start us off. By popular request, UPDATED with ANOTHER SS/HG lemon, entitled "Revenge."

Hermione Granger hasn't seen Charlie Weasley in nearly two years. When she runs into him at Albus's birthday party, it would seem that Charlie finally sees her as... well, a *woman.* -A short and sweet romance with lots and lots of lemons. No Ron-bashing. My favorite sort of FF.-

Things end about as badly as they can when Hermione gives her virginity to Draco in the Room of Requirement after the war. Nearly twenty years later, they both are set to chaperone Hogwart's Yule Ball. After ingesting a naughty treat from Weasley's Wizard Wheezes, Draco and Hermione decide to give it another go. (Now) three parts/two shots. Here there be lemons.