Harry has had a hell of a life, he has survived by playing the cards he is dealt. What happens when he hits his breaking point and starts using anything he can get his hands on to win? What happens when magic deals him a new hand? He pimp slaps Mass effect into submission taking shit from no one. Badass!Harry harem!Harry AU!

What if the Triwizard cup didn't take Harry to a graveyard in England? What if Harry was transported to rural Pennsylvania where by sheer luck a young heir to a German dynasty was passing on his way home from a rifle range and decided to step in? What happens when said heir decides to add his own brand of obscurity to the Hogwarts melting pot? Click to find out!