When Rose forced me to come out tonight, I figured I'd get a little muddy, maybe more than a little drunk, and have an okay time, but you change things. You change everything, Edward.

Culinary operations is supposed to be fun but being paired with someone who hates her has new girl Bella Swan wondering if they will survive the class without getting burned.

Struggling to control his daughter's vampire boyfriend from manipulating him, Edward turns to the one service he swore he would never use.

Wanting to keep their relationship a secret from meddling family, Bella and Edward make a promise they won't reveal they are dating. Heading home for the holidays just got a little more complicated.

What started out as a normal day at work, ends up in a trip to the ER, and a prescription Bella didn't see coming. Host's Choice in the Doctorward Contest

"And, after all, what is a lie? 'Tis but the truth in a masquerade." – Alexander Pope