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  • Mishaps in Courting

    By italianvampiremafia • Updated: 9 Jul 2014 • Published: 5 May 2011 • 4 Chapters • 3,752 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. • Rating: T • In Progress

    A chat-up line contest between the Marauders causes some sticky situations with various beautiful witches. Who says Remus isn't as crazy as Sirius? Marauder antics with Jily romance.

  • Brutal Honesty

    By italianvampiremafia • Updated: 14 Jul 2012 • Published: 14 Jul 2012 • 1,497 words • 0 followers • Romance/Drama • James P., Lily Evans P., Narcissa M. • Rating: T • Completed

    "Are you clinically insane?" Narcissa Black gives Lily Evans a verbal slap in the face after hearing an argument between James and Lily.

  • I Do Not Hook Up

    By italianvampiremafia • Updated: 24 Apr 2009 • Published: 24 Apr 2009 • 1,918 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Teddy L., Victoire W. • Rating: T • Completed

    Victoire does not hook up. Teddy goes through a breakup and Victoire sets him straight. But a drunken Teddy wants more than friendship. Songfic to I Do Not Hook Up by Kelly Clarkson.